At our crowded Christmas dinner, Aunt Karen loudly mocked me “Who even is she? Thirty-two, single, and probably living off our taxes,” My relatives laughed, “Quiet people are usually just covering up their lack of ambition.” They were certain they were humiliating a penniless nobody until a priority delivery of Bloomberg arrived at the door. The room fell into a deathly silence as the magazine was opened.

Chapter 1: The Christmas Dinner and the Humiliation
The smell of overcooked turkey and cheap, supermarket-brand Chardonnay hung heavy in the air of my mother’s dining room, a scent that—to me—always smelled like stagnant ambition. The Sterling Family Christmas was a tradition of high-decibel boasts and low-brow insults, a theater where the loudest voices were mistaken for the most successful minds.