My ex-husband smirked at his mistress and laughed, “She’s a brain-dead housewife who wouldn’t survive without me.” Hours later, his mistress kicked down my door, waving a Glock and screaming, “Don’t you dare touch our money!” Then a violent crash thundered from the basement, a muscular man breached the house, and the lights suddenly went black.

“HE CALLED ME A BRAIN-DEAD HOUSEWIFE WHILE I WAS CALCULATING THE EXACT COST OF HIS FUNERAL,” I whispered into the dark, listening to the safety of the Glock click off.

The sound was a crisp, mechanical punctuation mark to a decade of silence. It was a sound that Mark, currently pouring himself a twenty-year-old scotch in the den, wouldn’t recognize if it hit him in the face. To him, the only sounds I was capable of making were the rhythmic scrubbing of a sponge against marble, the soft hiss of a steam iron, or the quiet “Yes, Mark” that had become my mantra.