My husband had spent 17 years saying in front of everyone that he would trade me for my best friend. The day our daughter asked me if I was a bad mom, I stopped laughing.

Once.

Twice.

Three times.

No one moved.

Even the music, which continued playing from the speaker on the patio, seemed to have become a lack of respect. The band sang of lost loves and repentant men, but inside the living room, no one heard the lyrics. Everyone stared at the phone as if it were a bomb.