My ex-husband arrived like he owned the house; I was in my pajamas, my coffee was shaking from laughter, and our kids turned it into a family trial, but when he revealed the real reason for his return, no one was laughing anymore.

“What are you doing?” he asked.

“I’m going to call my brother and sister so they don’t miss this episode.”

“There’s no need.”

“Of course there is. This is historic family content.”

Before Robert could protest, Madison had already started a video call. In less than five minutes, my other two kids appeared on the screen: David, the oldest, from his apartment in Chicago, looking like he just woke up; and Paige, the middle child, from Boston, wearing headphones and holding a huge mug.