My Sister Invited 82 People to Party at My Beach Villa and Expected Me to Pay for the Luxury Seafood, Wine, and Entertainment. My Parents Laughed Off My W3rning, So I Finally Gave Them the Address. What None of Them Realized Was That I Had Already Sold the Villa.

The first message hit my phone at 8:07 that morning.
“WE’RE ALREADY ON THE WAY! Mom says you better have the champagne chilled.”

I stared at the screen.

Then another notification appeared.

My sister, Brittany, had added me to a group chat called:

VILLA WEEKEND!!!

There were eighty-three people in it.