My Sister Invited 82 People to Party at My Beach Villa and Expected Me to Pay for the Luxury Seafood, Wine, and Entertainment. My Parents Laughed Off My W3rning, So I Finally Gave Them the Address. What None of Them Realized Was That I Had Already Sold the Villa.

“This,” she said, “is an event lease supposedly signed by you.”

I stopped breathing.

Even Brittany stopped shouting.

The deputy looked between her and me.

“What lease?” I asked.

Margaret began reading.

It listed my full legal name.

The address of the villa.

And a Saturday rental fee of one dollar.