My son-in-law slapped me three times in front of 200 guests and yelled at me, “Learn how to behave, old woman,” but he didn’t know that I had spent 872 days silently gathering evidence; when I pulled my cell phone out of my purse, I smiled for the first time all night, because my daughter thought I was humiliated… and in reality, the single moment I had been waiting months for had just arrived.

Richard pointed at my purse.

“Was this planned?” he spat at me with hatred. “Did you set a trap for me?”

I laughed.

Not out of joy.

Out of exhaustion.

“No, Richard. You set the trap for yourself every time you thought no one was keeping records.”