Right after our honeymoon ended, my husband said it was time for me to learn “the rules of being a wife.” I calmly changed into my boxing clothes and gloves.

Derek raised his glass. “To my wife finally understanding her place.”

I picked up the pen.

Elaine smiled. “Sign every page.”

Instead, I pressed my phone against the table and played Derek’s honeymoon call through the speakers.

“Get her signature tomorrow,” Elaine’s recorded voice said. “Once the assets are transferred, nobody will care what happens inside your marriage.”