I went away for five days because my husband turned me into a servant, and when I returned, my house smelled of trash, sour soup, and betrayal. But the mess wasn’t the worst part: it was the look on Diego’s face when he saw me standing in the doorway.

”Who’s in there?” I asked.

Diego opened his mouth, but he didn’t have time to lie.

Megan, his sister, walked out of the bedroom wearing my robe.

My robe.

The one with the blue flowers.

Her hair was wet, and she was holding a black bag.

—”Oh,” she said, as if I were the guest. —”You’re back.”