“Watch your nieces for free or start paying $1,700 market rent,” my sister-in-law sneered, while my brother mocked me as a “financial burden” who was lucky to have a roof over my head. Drunk on their own power, they thought they had successfully trapped me into being their permanent, unpaid servant. I walked out at midnight, ignoring the suspicious clicks and the sound of the front door latching behind me as I vanished into the dark. They woke up to a total disaster.

Sarah pulled a folded document from her Hermès clutch and slapped it onto the kitchen island. “We’re done with the charity, Aria. This is a lease agreement for the garage suite. Seventeen hundred dollars a month—market rate for Greenwich. Or, you can sign over forty hours of domestic labor per week to the Vance Household LLC. No more ‘grieving’ on our dime. You’re a freeloader, and the free ride just hit a brick wall.”