On Christmas Eve, I arrived at the luxury ski chalet I’d paid $15,000 for, only to get a text from my mother: “Sorry, I think you have the wrong house.” Then my brother sneered over speakerphone, “Our elite friends wouldn’t understand your peasant presence,” I didn’t argue—I called the resort manager. By sunrise, I had 84 missed calls…

The Whitbys and the DuPonts, realizing that their “elite” hosts were actually broke parasites living on a younger sister’s charity, didn’t offer to help. In the world of the Aspen “old guard,” being poor is a more significant sin than being a criminal. They began to call their own private car services, but the mountain had other plans.