At our family pool party, my brother ripped off my medical leg brace and kicked it into the deep end before shoving me underwater, roaring, “Your spinal injury is just a scam to avoid work!” As I sank helplessly, my cousins filmed and laughed while my father sneered, “Stop pretending to drown for attention.” They thought they were exposing a liar… until the “lifeguard” dove in and pulled me out. His face turned ice-cold after feeling the fresh fracture. Everyone shouted as the police sirens closed in.

“A joke involves a punchline, Mark,” Silas said, stepping into his personal space, “not a wheelchair and a spinal fusion. I’ve already uploaded the footage to a secure federal server in real-time. The ‘joke’ is that you just filmed your own confession for three hundred witnesses.”