The day of my father’s funeral, my “loyal” wife took my credit cards and flew her entire family to a 5-star resort in Bali, texting me: “Don’t be a killjoy, he’s already gone anyway.” I spent the week in silence. When they returned to the driveway, sunburnt and exhausted, they didn’t find a home—they found a demolition crew and a single suitcase waiting on the curb.

I parked my truck across the street from the property on Wednesday afternoon. I sat with the engine idling, drinking black coffee, watching a specialized salvage team meticulously gut the exterior. They removed the custom mahogany front door. They stripped the copper gutters. They popped the double-paned windows out of their frames, leaving the house looking like a skull with its eyes gouged out.