My parents spent $2,300 on Easter gifts for my sister’s kids. I paid $60 for my daughter’s coloring book. Still in the drugstore bag, my 8-year-old looked up at me and whispered, “Mommy, did I do something wrong?” I knelt down, held her face, and said, “No, baby, but Grandma and Grandpa just did.” What I did the next morning, they never saw coming.

I. The Mountain of Gilded Indifference
Easter Sunday at the Harrison Estate in suburban Ohio was always an exercise in ostentatious tradition. My parents, George and Martha Harrison, treated holidays like corporate mergers—grand displays of wealth designed to reinforce the family hierarchy. The mansion, a neo-colonial monstrosity of white pillars and manicured hedges, felt more like a museum than a home. The air inside was thick with the smell of roasting lamb and the desperate need for social validation.