At our crowded Christmas dinner, Aunt Karen loudly mocked me “Who even is she? Thirty-two, single, and probably living off our taxes,” My relatives laughed, “Quiet people are usually just covering up their lack of ambition.” They were certain they were humiliating a penniless nobody until a priority delivery of Bloomberg arrived at the door. The room fell into a deathly silence as the magazine was opened.

The snickering was gone. The filming had stopped. The family that had spent the last hour treating me like a parasitic failure now looked at me with a terrifying mixture of awe and naked greed. Karen’s eyes began to shift, the wheels of her manipulative mind turning as she prepared to pivot from bully to best friend.