At our $4,500-a-plate anniversary gala, my husband grabbed our wedding cake and smashed it into my face in front of 400 elite guests, roaring, “Try some dessert, pauper!” The ballroom laughed at my humiliation. I calmly wiped the buttercream from my eyes. Seconds later, two federal agents stormed the ballroom, and his triumphant grin collapsed into sheer terror.

“Get off me!” Richard screamed, his voice muffled by buttercream. “Elena, you traitor! I’ll kill you! I’ll strip you of everything!”

“You can’t strip a ghost, Richard,” I said, looking down at him as he struggled against the floor. “And as for everything else… the house, the cars, the accounts, even that watch on your wrist—it’s all being seized as proceeds of crime. You don’t even own the air you’re breathing right now. It’s all going back to the people you robbed.”