My dad called me at 1:30 a.m. “Tomorrow, you can join your brother’s fiancée’s family for dinner, but keep your mouth shut.” I asked why. Mom snapped: “Her dad’s a judge. Don’t embarrass us, you always do.” I smiled: “Got it.” During the toast, the judge suddenly stopped right in front of me: “Hello, I’m surprised to see you here. Who are you to them?” The room fell dead silent.

“You’re too kind, Your Honor,” I said smoothly, my voice ringing with calm authority. “I merely follow the money.”

“And you do it better than anyone,” Judge Parker said. He bypassed the empty chair next to my father and warmly pulled up a chair directly next to me at the far end of the table. He gestured for the sommelier to pour me a glass of Cabernet.