My dad called me at 1:30 a.m. “Tomorrow, you can join your brother’s fiancée’s family for dinner, but keep your mouth shut.” I asked why. Mom snapped: “Her dad’s a judge. Don’t embarrass us, you always do.” I smiled: “Got it.” During the toast, the judge suddenly stopped right in front of me: “Hello, I’m surprised to see you here. Who are you to them?” The room fell dead silent.

He didn’t make it three steps.

As Grant grabbed the brass handles of the heavy oak doors, they were thrust open from the outside.