At Thanksgiving dinner, my dad pointed his fork at me in front of the entire family and laughed, “A freeloader. You’re out by December.” My relatives chuckled. I quietly finished my meal, packed my belongings that night, and left without an argument. He smirked, convinced I’d come crawling back within weeks. But the next morning, he showed up furious at my apartment door, pounding so hard the neighbors came outside.

Cliffhanger: At 7:15 AM the next day, my doorbell didn’t just ring; it was pounded upon with the force of a man who thought he still owned the world. I opened it to find Richard, his face a shade of purple I’d never seen, holding a disconnected router like a holy relic.