My sister made all seven bridesmaids wear beautiful lavender gowns. She gave me a different dress. It was bright orange, size 2XL. “It was the only one left,” she said, smiling. My parents told me to “stop being dramatic.” At the reception, the groom’s grandmother walked up to me. She took my hand and said six words that made my sister leave her own wedding.

“I actually put myself through school,” Sloan said, her voice dripping with manufactured humility. “Community college first to save money, then transferred to State. Waitressing night shifts at a steakhouse. Nobody handed me a single thing.”

My fingers clamped around my water glass so hard I thought the crystal might shatter. Those were my exact words. The precise chronology of my brutal twenties. Sloan had dropped out of a liberal arts college after three semesters of excessive partying and spent the next two years “finding her aura” in Charleston, entirely subsidized by our parents’ second mortgage.