My father-in-law threw my six children out into the pouring rain, shouting, “Only real bl00d belongs in this house.” But the moment I mentioned the name on the deed, his expression changed and every person watching suddenly stopped laughing.

Alexander gestured to the two federal marshals standing at the back of the room. They began to walk slowly down the aisle.

“Lastly, Your Honor,” Rebecca said, delivering the final, decapitating blow. “We are submitting federal indictments, generated this morning by the Securities and Exchange Commission, regarding Mr. Callahan’s embezzlement of corporate funds, wire fraud, and the utilization of forged documents to secure illegal foreign loans. We respectfully request the marshals take Mr. Callahan into custody immediately, as he is a profound flight risk.”