While I scrubbed the kitchen floor, my son deliberately crushed my fingers under his boot. “Watch where you’re crawling,” he sneered as his wife giggled. Instead of weeping, I gripped a heavy cast-iron skillet and marched to his prized vintage sports car in the driveway. As the explosive sound of shattering glass died down, those arrogant parasites realized they had just awakened a ruthless monster…

Vance shot up. “Objection! Hearsay and speculation. Mrs. Hart is suffering from memory loss; she cannot reliably testify to her own signature!”