On Mother’s Day, my daughter-in-law didn’t even bother to lower her voice. She looked right past the woman sitting across from her, turned to the waiter, and said, “Split the check. We’re not paying for her.”

Jason swallowed hard. “I remember.”

I pulled out the next paper. “March 10th. Your mother in the ICU. A twelve-thousand-dollar bill. I called you thirteen times while you were at an eight-hundred-dollar spa appointment.”