My sister added me to a secret family group chat by accident. They were planning a vacation without me. 47 messages. Mom wrote: “Make sure she doesn’t find out.” My brother replied: “Just tell her the wrong date like last year.” I screenshotted everything. Then I sent 1 message to the chat: “Merry Christmas. Your realtor will explain the rest.” The next day…

Chapter 1: 47 Messages

My name is Audrey. I am thirty-three years old, and last Christmas, my younger sister accidentally added my phone number to a clandestine family group chat.

Forty-seven messages. Every single one of them meticulously detailing a holiday gathering they were actively coordinating without my presence. For the third consecutive year.