MY 22-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER BROUGHT HER BOYFRIEND OVER FOR DINNER AND I WELCOMED HIM WITH A SMILE. BUT WHEN HE DROPPED HIS FORK FOR THE THIRD TIME, I SAW SOMETHING UNDER THE TABLE AND DIALED 911 WITHOUT ANYONE HEARING ME. MY DAUGHTER WAS PALE. HE WASN’T BLINKING. AND HIS SHOE WAS STEPPING ON HER FOOT LIKE A THREAT.

The older officer didn’t move. “Can we come in for a moment to confirm?”

Behind me, Evan spoke with a friendly voice: “Of course, officer. My mother-in-law got scared over nothing. We’re having dinner.” Mother-in-law again. So self-assured that you’d want to believe him if you didn’t know how to look closely.