My daughter-in-law ripped off my wife’s wig at my son’s wedding, revealing the traces of months of treatment while some guests laughed. I went on stage, covered my wife with my jacket, and opened the wedding envelope… When she saw the documents inside, her smile suddenly…

“This is outrageous!” he shouted. “You are humiliating my daughter in public. I’ll sue you for this!”

I had been waiting for him. Hoping for him, actually. I reached into my second inside pocket and removed another envelope. This one was thinner. Sharper. Crueler.

“Come on, Richard,” I said calmly. “Step forward and collect your piece.”