Before getting married, my mom forced me to put my three-million-dollar apartment in her name. She told me: “Don’t say anything to Jason or his family.” I thought she was crazy. Until my mother-in-law took the microphone in front of 200 guests and announced that my place on the Upper East Side would be her retirement home.

My mom stepped next to me. “Honey, we’re leaving.”

Eleanor let out a desperate laugh. “You’re leaving? Just like that? After my family spent so much on this wedding?”