Before getting married, my mom forced me to put my three-million-dollar apartment in her name. She told me: “Don’t say anything to Jason or his family.” I thought she was crazy. Until my mother-in-law took the microphone in front of 200 guests and announced that my place on the Upper East Side would be her retirement home.

Jason took my hand. Softly now. Too softly. “Sophia, my love, you’re getting everything mixed up. My mom just got excited. It’s not worth ruining our wedding over a comment.” “It wasn’t a comment,” I said. “It was a plan.”

He stared at me. “Careful.”