My husband commented “beautiful” on his ex’s photo. So, I did the most logical thing: I booked a photo shoot and sent her an invitation. He thought I was going to go cry in the bathroom. Instead, I just booked a studio, a makeup artist, and a dress that took no prisoners. And when I uploaded the first photo, his phone started burning up.

He turned to me. “Mariana, this is disrespectful.” I laughed. This time, I really did. With gusto. “Disrespectful? Carlos, you turned our marriage into an archived chat, and you come here to complain about photographic composition?”