My dad sent me 6 boxes of imported cherries… and when I got home, there wasn’t a single one left. Hours later, I saw my brother-in-law bragging on social media that he had sold them to buy his girlfriend a new iPhone… and that’s when I grabbed the hammer left over from the remodel.

The silence grew larger with every line. Adriana tried to scoff. “Oh, please. So now you’re going to take an inventory of teaspoons?”

I ignored her. I kept looking at David. “May: six boxes of premium Chilean cherries sent by my father. Result: resold by Kevin to buy his girlfriend an iPhone.”