My husband pushed his parents to live with me so I could raise them, then went abroad for 4 years with his mistress: I saw him off at the airport, and while I was at it, I deleted all 6 of his blackcards and filed for divorce!

“Oh, officer, please!” I feigned desperation. “She is elderly and likely in shock from seeing her husband seizing! Please, have the superintendent use the master key! He might be dying on the floor!”

I knew exactly what would happen next. Teresa’s ultimate phobia was public humiliation.