Bedridden with a fever, my husband threw ice water on me and left. “Stop faking it and clean the house,” he said. I smiled and replied, “Okay.” And I did exactly that: I “cleaned” the house by selling it and vanishing without a trace.

“The second we walk in, I’m making her cook us homemade chicken soup,” Vonda had declared loudly in the lobby, earning a bewildered stare from Mrs. Gable. “Restaurant food wrecked my stomach.”