My son texted me a week before New Year’s Eve: “Dad, don’t come. It’s dangerous.” I went anyway, only to find him chained up in the basement of his own house with his knee completely shattered, while his wife celebrated upstairs with fifteen guests. I didn’t yell. I simply took out my phone and recorded the words that would destroy them all.

“Drink this, Abraham, it will warm your bones,” she insisted gently. “I am going to go help Wyatt sit up.”

I accepted the ceramic mug, offering a grateful, trembling smile. I brought the rim to my lips, pretending to take a long, deep sip. The absolute second she turned her back to grab a linen napkin from the drawer, I swiftly inverted the mug, pouring the entire, chemically-laced liquid contents into the soil of a massive, decorative potted poinsettia plant sitting by the window.