The night before our divorce, my husband climbed into my bed after six months apart and whispered, “Just one last time.” I didn’t say a word, but his phone lit up beside my pillow with a message: “Has she signed everything yet?” I quietly took a screenshot and called a lawyer, never imagining what our financial accounts were hiding.

“Gretchen, what is this?” Joshua hissed, his voice dropping into a frantic, panicked whisper. His eyes darted wildly between me and Evelyn. He practically threw his espresso cup onto the saucer, spilling brown liquid onto the glass table. “We agreed to handle this amicably, without lawyers! We agreed to mediation! You’re being dramatic and wasting marital funds on a corporate shark! Send her away!”