My mother-in-law removed me from the family trip because “daughters-in-law aren’t family.” When I returned from the beach, I placed the deed to the house she swore belonged to her son right on the table. My husband turned pale before I even mentioned who had been paying for everyone’s vacations.

Andrew’s eyes widened. —”You froze the card?” —”Yes.” —”But I have pending payments on it.” —”I had pending dignity too, Andrew, and nobody paid for it.”

My mom murmured: —”That was a good one.” I hung up.

Theresa clutched her purse tightly against her chest. —”This is all because of me. You always hated me.”