Before I got married, my mom forced me to put my $3 million apartment in her name. She told me: “Don’t say a word to Tyler or his family.” I thought she was crazy. Until my mother-in-law took the microphone in front of 200 guests and announced that my place in Manhattan would be her retirement home.

The building manager called my mom. She arrived wearing dark sunglasses, deed in hand.

“Good afternoon,” she said. “I am the legal owner.”

Tyler went pale. “You destroyed my marriage.”

My mom replied without even raising her voice: “No, Tyler. I just changed the lock before you could move your robbery in.”