MY HUSBAND TEXTED ME FROM VEGAS: “I JUST MARRIED MY COWORKER”… I REPLIED “THAT’S GREAT” AND AT DAWN, THE POLICE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR

“Where is that money?”

Rebecca looked down.

“I think he paid off debts. And the wedding.”

I laughed.

Loudly.

So loudly that a lady at the next table turned around.

“I’m sorry,” I said. “It’s just that I just found out I financed my own replacement with a fraudulent loan.”