My husband said he was tired of “supporting” me… and the very next day, he found even the bottled water in the house labeled with my name. What he didn’t know was that this Saturday, his mother was going to show up with empty Tupperware containers… and I wasn’t even going to turn on the stove.

“I am taking the television.”

“No. The receipt is in my name.”

“The espresso machine.”

“A corporate holiday gift from my employer.”

“The blender.”

“I bought it myself during a black Friday sale.”

Ryan lowered his gaze to hide a smirk.