BEFORE GETTING MARRIED, MY MOTHER FORCED ME TO PUT MY 2-MILLION-DOLLAR APARTMENT UNDER HER NAME. SHE TOLD ME: “DON’T BREATHE A WORD TO TYLER OR HIS FAMILY.” I THOUGHT SHE WAS CRAZY. UNTIL MY MOTHER-IN-LAW TOOK THE MIC IN FRONT OF 200 GUESTS AND ANNOUNCED THAT MY MANHATTAN APARTMENT WOULD BE HER RETIREMENT HOME.

My mother closed the folder.

“Ask for it.”

Tyler looked at her, bewildered.

“What?”

“Ask for the annulment. Do it today. Because my daughter hasn’t signed the civil marriage certificate yet.”

I felt a rush of air.

The priest had already married us symbolically in the afternoon.