My husband had been sleeping with his secretary in the back seat of his car. I discovered her black lace underwear in the car, I didn’t shed a tear or start a fight. I simply mailed the dirty laundry to her husband with a quiet note: “You deserve the truth.” Hours later, he called me to the ER, handing me $3 million.

Ofelia, completely misreading the situation, stood up and smiled warmly, opening her arms. “Brenda, dear! How wonderful of you to drop by and surprise us! Everyone, this is the brilliant woman who is finally going to make my son happy.”