My husband forgot to end his corporate video call, letting 30 employees watch his assistant bounce on his lap, wearing the $110,000 diamond necklace he swore he couldn’t afford. “It’s not what it looks like,” he stammered. I left his dinner at the door and walked outside. The next morning, he and his assistant strutted into the boardroom; he dropped his coffee mug, shivering.

“Darling, you forgot to end the video call.”

My voice sliced through the heavy, suffocating air of the executive corner office, barely louder than a whisper, yet it possessed the destructive force of a localized earthquake.

Gavin Prescott, my husband of six years, spun around in his ergonomic leather chair with such violent, frantic momentum that his elbow clipped his morning coffee mug, sending a splash of cold, brown liquid across his mahogany desk. He almost knocked over his silver-cased laptop, but that would not have saved him. More than thirty distinct video windows from the Summit Crest Group’s monthly regional director’s meeting were still glaringly open on his screen. Which meant thirty high-level employees, board members, and regional managers were seeing exactly the same horrifying tableau that I was.