“This morning, when I told my husband I wouldn’t hand over the money for my mother-in-law’s tour of Europe, he completely lost his temper. During the argument, he slammed his hand against the kitchen counter, knocking over a cup of hot tea that splashed across me. Then he pointed toward the door and shouted: “Wire the money right now or get out of this house!” So I left. And the next morning, he showed up with his mother—only to freeze when he saw what I was holding…

“He doesn’t own a single brick, shingle, or blade of grass of that house,” Mara confirmed, tapping the heavy, notarized deed with her manicured fingernail. She looked up at me, her eyes gleaming with professional admiration. “He is, legally speaking, a squatter. A tenant at will with absolutely zero equity.”