When I texted my family, “Don’t invite us again. We are not your joke anymore,” I expected anger. I didn’t expect terror.

Then I sent one text message to the family group chat.

Don’t ever invite us again. We are not your family joke. Your “gift” is already on the way.

Three seconds later, my phone exploded.

Calls.

Texts.

Voicemails.

And one message from Richard that made me smile coldly in the dark.