My mother locked the pantry while I was away on a business trip. When I came home, I found my wife and our 6-year-old daughter barely conscious on the kitchen floor. My mother shrugged, “Your wife is just lazy.” Then I saw my little girl turning pale from hunger. When the doctors tested her stained doll and cut it open, my mother suddenly stopped breathing.

“Freeze every single financial account, personal and corporate, immediately. Preserve all digital network access logs for the house. Hire private security for the ICU. Do not, under any circumstances, inform my family. We are at war.”