At 2:30 AM, my 71-year-old mother called me from the police station, bruised and terrified. “Your husband attacked me, then called the cops and said I threatened him,” she wept.

“Check your offshore pension routing accounts, Val,” he whispered, a smile
touching the corner of his mouth that made my blood run cold. “You can arrest me
for domestic assault tonight. But by sunrise, you won’t have a single penny left
to hire a divorce lawyer, let alone pay for your mother’s fancy medical care.”