At my sister’s engagement dinner, my place card said “The failure.” Everyone laughed—except me. I raised my glass and said, “To family—the kind you learn to live without.”

“Sounds like a communication issue in their relationship,” I said flatly,
leaning against the doorframe. “Why are you here, Eric?”

Eric swallowed hard, pointing to the cardboard box. “Because they’re coming for
me next, Adam. The fallout is catastrophic.”

He began pulling folders out of the box frantically.