We had just finished building our three-story house after seven years of sacrifices when my mother-in-law showed up with a moving truck and announced, “We’ll take the first floor, your brother will have the second floor, and you two can stay upstairs.” My husband didn’t argue. He pulled out a folder filled with bills and receipts.

“Here is the timestamped, notarized, and legally filed proof of the ‘3-Day
Notice to Quit for Trespassing and Failure to Pay Rent,’” Christopher said, his
voice ringing with absolute finality. “I securely taped this notice to the doors
of the first and second floors exactly seventy-four hours ago. The grace period
has officially expired.”