At 8 PM, my husband dropped divorce papers at my feet, arm-in-arm with his brother’s wife. “I would rather share my wife with someone else than live with you.” He expected me to weep and step aside. Instead, I handed him a dossier. “Someone is leaving tonight,” I smiled, flashing the deed that proved I owned our entire estate. His knees buckled as two federal agents stormed the porch.

And now, standing in the living room on a Friday night, I held the detonator.
“You can’t remove me from a property that doesn’t belong to you, Julian,” I stated, tapping the dossier against the palm of my hand.