On my wedding night at the Illinois mansion, my husband threw a filthy rag in my face and sneered, “Welcome to the family. Get to work.” 1 wedding. 1 humiliating welcome. 3 relatives laughing at me. Then, at exactly 11:47 PM, the steel shutters slammed down. They thought I was trapped—but they had it backward. The laughter downstairs suddenly stopped when my husband found the note in his pocket. As his face turned pale, he whispered, “What have you done?” I smiled and answered, “You married the wrong woman.”

“You little monster!” Margaret shrieked, the sound raw and unhinged. “You ungrateful, treacherous bastard!”