At Manhattan’s elite gala, my husband hurled his wedding ring at me, snarling: “Get out, you barren leech!” As his mistress paraded her ultrasound, I wiped splashed wine from my face and calmly hit speakerphone: “Activate Chairwoman authority. Terminate the CEO and seize the estate tonight.” My mother-in-law cackled at my “delusional act,” until exactly 30 minutes later when the doors…

“My goodness, Thaddius! The Chairman must have sent you to share in my joy! Quick, someone get Mr. Montgomery a glass of our best vintage!” Caldwell commanded.

But Thaddius Montgomery did not smile. He held a laminated sheet of paper bearing the corporate seal. The security detail immediately fanned out, forming an impenetrable ring around Caldwell, Sloan, and Lorraine.